Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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