So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
