Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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