If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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