Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
