Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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