Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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