I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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