pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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