epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
and she was petting her beer can
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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