If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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