i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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