What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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