i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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