I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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