guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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