dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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