My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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