glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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