I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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