addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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