He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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