You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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