I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle