yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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