dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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