i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize