I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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