did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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