Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
