just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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