doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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