"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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