dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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