I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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