brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
kristin has been a bad kristin
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You were trust falling into bushes
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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