that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
