So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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