Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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