You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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