ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just had sex on a roof
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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