hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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