Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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