You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You are the jesus of drinking
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
