This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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