seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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