she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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