wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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