I just made out with a guy for $7.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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