My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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