My room smells like vodka and shame
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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