so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
