dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I want to make a zoo with you.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
honey bunches of taint.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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