R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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