Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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