u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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