Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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